THIS IS A MATURE BLOG… 18+ ONLY! Hi, I’m Sassy Brandi. You can find me in the virtual world of Second Life, where I am a voice sex escort. That means, I’m paid to talk dirty with others on mic, often while I masturbate, they masturbate or we masturbate together! Awesome, eh? =D I *love* kinky, intelligent people who respect me, my time and my SL profession. New to sex in SL? Chat me up. I’d love to help you discover the vibrant adult community inside Second Life!Tumblr (3.0; @sassybrandi)http://sassybrandi.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_madfiznb3W1qap4tbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://sassybrandi.tumblr.com/post/31577884135http://sassybrandi.tumblr.com/post/31577884135Sat, 15 Sep 2012 05:38:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxaattgmLR1qdogbho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hmm… what to do today….</p>http://sassybrandi.tumblr.com/post/24324128646http://sassybrandi.tumblr.com/post/24324128646Sun, 03 Jun 2012 07:14:02 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m24stms43l1r5cx7vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sometimes he likes a full bush…</p>http://sassybrandi.tumblr.com/post/20677448027http://sassybrandi.tumblr.com/post/20677448027Sat, 07 Apr 2012 18:51:22 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxw6exQbcY1r5cx7vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Horny again and…. no guys. *sighs* A girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do. </p>http://sassybrandi.tumblr.com/post/15943742872http://sassybrandi.tumblr.com/post/15943742872Mon, 16 Jan 2012 07:52:09 -0500masturbatemasturbationself lovehorny<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lif3ylUdtx1qe3dq2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Yes… please? =)</p>http://sassybrandi.tumblr.com/post/15942679127http://sassybrandi.tumblr.com/post/15942679127Mon, 16 Jan 2012 06:51:41 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxvduzsDPJ1qim75wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Who wants to help me lose my panties this morning? =)</p>http://sassybrandi.tumblr.com/post/15942580818http://sassybrandi.tumblr.com/post/15942580818Mon, 16 Jan 2012 06:45:33 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxqxbfgQBA1r9knffo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://naughtykittenxo.tumblr.com/post/15784491793/oh-charity" target="_blank">naughtykittenxo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Oh Charity</p> </blockquote> <p>I <3 socks!!! =D</p>http://sassybrandi.tumblr.com/post/15864245365http://sassybrandi.tumblr.com/post/15864245365Sat, 14 Jan 2012 22:18:42 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxt3eyDghB1r5cx7vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I <3 redheads</p> <p>;)</p>http://sassybrandi.tumblr.com/post/15844203843http://sassybrandi.tumblr.com/post/15844203843Sat, 14 Jan 2012 15:54:33 -0500redheadred hairnudenakedshaved<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwknw4V4bR1qis38xo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>i love socks…</p>http://sassybrandi.tumblr.com/post/15843946964http://sassybrandi.tumblr.com/post/15843946964Sat, 14 Jan 2012 15:49:35 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxsn4yXwh01r5cx7vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Six girls at the club… no guys in sight… time for me to take care of business myself!!</p>http://sassybrandi.tumblr.com/post/15827635228http://sassybrandi.tumblr.com/post/15827635228Sat, 14 Jan 2012 10:02:58 -0500masturbatemasturbationescortself lovetouch myself<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx4j30RKj31r5cx7vo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Happy 2012!!! =D Is everyone hung over or what? I’m awake and extremely horny but no one is around to play… who will be the first to make me cum this year? ;)</p>http://sassybrandi.tumblr.com/post/15126162763http://sassybrandi.tumblr.com/post/15126162763Sun, 01 Jan 2012 09:33:00 -0500happy new yearchampagneassbuttbottomnice asshornyvoiceescort<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwnwtkz1Y81r5cx7vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hope everyone has a very HORNY HOLIDAY! I’m gonna be ready for some big time FUCKING on Monday after a weekend with relatives… hope to see you in SL then!</p>http://sassybrandi.tumblr.com/post/14671130630http://sassybrandi.tumblr.com/post/14671130630Fri, 23 Dec 2011 10:10:32 -0500Second LifeSlsecondlifeescortsexmasturbatemasturbationholidayhappy holidaysmerry christmashorny<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvr43uqhB61qi6zmso1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tastefulsin.tumblr.com/post/13885168062" target="_blank">tastefulsin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://tastefulsin.tumblr.com" target="_blank"><a href="http://tastefulsin.tumblr.com" target="_blank">http://tastefulsin.tumblr.com</a></a></p> </blockquote> <p>I want to be this girl…. um, right now please!</p>http://sassybrandi.tumblr.com/post/14486657700http://sassybrandi.tumblr.com/post/14486657700Mon, 19 Dec 2011 20:50:54 -0500eating outeat pussyfinger fuck<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwhbhqCwF81r5cx7vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I love this! I want one! This little statue epitomizes a HUGE turn on for me… and that’s having my panties pulled down <em>just</em> under my bottom. I love when a guy lowers my undies to that point and then teases me. I love the feeling of my panties brushing against that sensitive spot while he makes me writhe… gah! </p>http://sassybrandi.tumblr.com/post/14486288090http://sassybrandi.tumblr.com/post/14486288090Mon, 19 Dec 2011 20:44:14 -0500turn onpantiesundiesteasing<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwfbrj95HI1r5cx7vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I want to be taken from behind, just like this…</p>http://sassybrandi.tumblr.com/post/14427617528http://sassybrandi.tumblr.com/post/14427617528Sun, 18 Dec 2011 18:54:55 -0500Redheadred hairskinnyfrom behindsextakenhotsmall tits<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwfb1ww2UY1r5cx7vo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwfb1ww2UY1r5cx7vo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwfb1ww2UY1r5cx7vo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwfb1ww2UY1r5cx7vo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Older pics, from before I updated my skin</p>http://sassybrandi.tumblr.com/post/14426842470http://sassybrandi.tumblr.com/post/14426842470Sun, 18 Dec 2011 18:39:31 -0500Second LifeSLsecondlifeRedheadRed hairpink dressavatarescort<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwf9x3se8G1r5cx7vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>New pic!</p>http://sassybrandi.tumblr.com/post/14425622623http://sassybrandi.tumblr.com/post/14425622623Sun, 18 Dec 2011 18:15:03 -0500Second LifesecondlifeSLtoplesspigtailsred headred hairhatavatarescort<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwepztdWOu1r5cx7vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>In the Christmas spirit yet? :)</p>http://sassybrandi.tumblr.com/post/14405819532http://sassybrandi.tumblr.com/post/14405819532Sun, 18 Dec 2011 11:04:41 -0500SexyChristmasassbumbottombare bottom<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwcxzoTaV01r5cx7vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Just like in the real world, money talks when it comes to courting strippers and escorts in the virtual world of Second Life.</p> <p>I’m more than happy to engage in dirty talk with potential clients while I’m dancing on a pole, but they <strong><em>must</em></strong> be tipping me. I won’t have a naughty conversation for free, and I’m not sure why some men in SL expect this while patronizing an escort club. </p> <p>I acknowledge and am grateful for all tips received, but potential customers should know that the higher the tip, the more willing I am to get nasty. Fellas, I’m sad to say that 20L does NOT equal $20 USD in my escort mind. 20L is only $0.39 USD (LL transaction fee included). And I don’t even get that full amount… <em>the club gets 15% of everything I make</em>. So while 20L will get you a flirty and sexy thank you emote, it does not inspire me to share my most intimate kinky thoughts with you when I’m pocketing only $0.07 USD on that tip! Sure there are SL escorts who will do a lot for 20L, but I am not one of them.</p> <p><strong>$L tip amounts and their USD equivalents (and in parentheses, what I *really* pocket after paying club 15% and cashing out of SL w/ LL fees) :</strong></p> <ul><li>  20L = $0.39 USD ($0.07 USD)</li> <li>  50L = $0.51 USD ($0.17 USD)</li> <li> 100L = $0.71 USD ($0.33 USD)</li> <li> 250L = $1.31 USD ($0.80 USD)</li> <li> 500L = $2.31 USD ($1.60 USD) < This gets my pixel top off!</li> <li>1000L = $4.32 USD ($3.19 USD) < This gets my avi completely nude</li> </ul><p><strong>To put things in context, here are rates for my services:</strong></p> <ul><li>1500L = $6.33 USD ($4.79 USD) < 30 minute private text roleplay with me! As dirty and nasty as you want it to be!</li> <li>3000L = $12.35 USD ($9.57 USD) < 15 minute private voice call with me! I’ll say all the nasty things you’ve always longed to hear! And we can cum together!</li> <li>4500L = $18.38 USD ($14.35) < 15 minutes private voice/video call where I watch YOU stroke your cock while we talk as dirty as you want!</li> </ul><p>Bottom line: My time on SL is limited. When I log into SL, I’m usually horny as hell and ready to fuck! Which is why I give priority to those who respect me, my time, the service I offer and have no qualms about paying for naughty play!</p>http://sassybrandi.tumblr.com/post/14358997888http://sassybrandi.tumblr.com/post/14358997888Sat, 17 Dec 2011 12:02:12 -0500Second LifeSLsecondlifeescortescortingphone sexvoiceskypecybersexcybersexstrippingstrippervirtualworld<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw26vlkVsx1r5cx7vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Bought these adorable new panties today… and I’ve managed to keep them clean, crisp and fresh! What’s up with that? Certainly there must be someone who’d like to help me soil and soak these wonderful undies…. pretty please? :D</p>http://sassybrandi.tumblr.com/post/14083524306http://sassybrandi.tumblr.com/post/14083524306Sun, 11 Dec 2011 16:40:32 -0500Second LifeSLsecondlifepantiesundiesunderwearsexescortescortingwet